Big Bertha

Big Bertha hungers. From her temple in Canada, she hungers. You must feed Big Bertha. We must all feed Big Bertha. For when the stars align, Big Bertha shall feed herself! Gail herself tells us of the legend :"'Legend tells when aim is true""You want the prize, the prize wants you""Toss the bag into her maw""Big Bertha, Big Bertha, god of us all.'"